May 2012
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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ihaveacne asked: hi, can i work out with you?
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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I really need a workout buddy.
I want to have a friend who’s as dedicated as I am to getting in shape, if not more, so that we can go to the gym together and keep each other challenged and motivated. It’s so much more fun to work out with someone else, too. Any takers?
May 29th
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May 29th
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Anonymous asked: Doo you like to poop?
May 29th
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I haven't done this in forever; TMI Tuesday! →
May 29th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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I can't decide if everyone actually sucks today,...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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I seriously need more good friends.
All I want to do is go to dinner at Applebee’s with someone, but everyone is out of town or busy. Ugh, feelin’ like a loner.
May 20th
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May 20th
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The second I turn on the TV, my mom starts...
Every damn time. Amazing.
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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That weird, awkward moment when you fully realize...
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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